14 September 2006

It's better to joke than smoke

Hazardous to your health

Fifteen days ago, I read that smoking can kill you. The next day, I stopped smoking.

Twelve days ago, I read that too much red meat can kill you. The next day, I stopped eating red meat.

Eight days ago, I read that drinking can kill you. The next day, I stopped drinking.

Yesterday, I read that having sex can kill you. This morning, I stopped reading.

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